THIS IS TORTURE. WHAT KIND OF HOTEL DOESN’T HAVE WIFI?
AT THIS POINT I’D GLADLY FACEBOOK CHAT WITH MY CRAZY AUNT WHO ALWAYS POSTS MUFFIN RECIPES IF IT MEANT I COULD ALSO CHECK MY EMAIL. THAT’S HOW BAD I WANT THE INTERNET.
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance
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YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
Yeah who’s running now bitch
(Source: headlikeanorange)
Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
This is
kind ofadorable.Marines are so fucking hot I want my husband to be a marine and we can have hot sex in his marine outfit
Ladies and gentlemen, James Francowhy are you so perfect omg
perf
I love him so muchhhhh
(Source: gorecanton)
what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
what if they’re protecting us though
what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over
I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then
maybe you’re the reflection.
im too high for this
(Source: jersey-11)
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked over a crop circle and like…. I’m not an alien so.. yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a zoo and like…. I’m not an animal so.. yea
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